Cam's fashion sense....

So about 6 months ago Cam came striding into the kitchen and declared that he had gotten "this" hat for FREE at a garage sale down the street. Busily washing the dishes i finally turned around and saw this....


I mean don't get me wrong, i have nothing against the Green Bay Packers, I don't even watch football...ever. But I HATE THE HAT. There, i've said it. Over the past six months i have been on a quest to rid this house of that hat but to no avail. Cameron has this uncanny ability to intercept and foil my plans for destruction. I have to hold my tongue EVERY time he wears it for fear that i will cruch his spirit. I need suggestions on how to trash the hat without scarring the boy, and no, a nighttime job won't work... he asks for it everyday.